Saturday, November 22, 2008

Hoof Arted?

There should be some kind of classification system for dorks, nerds and geeks. Something like Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order etc. Now they couldn't be exclusive, for sure I'd fall into more than a few, but something along the line of (for example)

Kingdom: Geek
Phylum: Technology
Class: Computers
Order: System Administration
Family: Unix
Genus: SCO Sytem V
Species: Openserver

or


Kingdom: Dork
Phylum: Literature
Class: Comics
Order: Superhero
Family: Marvel
Genus: Marvel Universe
Species: X-Men


Whaddya guys think? Maybe there's a better way, like a DSM-IV code? What other types can you think of? Discuss.

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